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I would sell my house, my car, and all my toys and buy the shit out of bitcoin if we go below 200.
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The so-called "early adopters" will HAVE TO mortgage their fancy wives and houses to to protect their ill-gotten Bitcoin spoils.
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UNION POOL NOW!
May I ask how to "mortgage" a fancy wife? I didn't read anything about "fancy wife" collateral in the new guidelines for bank loans. Is the banking director going to appraise her personally?