If someone could DDOS Bitstamp for a week we could regulate ourselves back to 800$

Better idea: We ALL could unionize and agree not to undersell each other like The Man wants us to!
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Miners, unite!
You have nothing to lose but your chains!
You are the Bitcoin proletariat, your struggle is the class struggle!
If more than 51% of you unionize, you won't have to plead, you could DEMAND more $ per BTC, or else fork the fat, greedy oppressor!
The so-called "early adopters" will HAVE TO mortgage their fancy wives and houses to to protect their ill-gotten Bitcoin spoils.
The price will skyrocket, everyone will eat peaches and cream!
Fight the power!
UNION POOL NOW!