I think it is a punishable crime to attach a website or a service?
Market manipulation and stock fraud are also crimes.
WTF?!
Predictions, even wild and stupid ones are not market manipulation or fraud. (Also coins are not stocks, a relatively minor, but not entirely insignificant point.)
Also, even if you weren't completely clueless on the above points, how would this relate at all to a DDoS on a business?