Do you even know how much cognitive discrepancy it causes in my head to disfigure those beautiful bodies like that. I can only take so much every day.  

*after seeing your scary pic*

Ah, now I get it!

Wait, I like chunky chicks, but this is morbidly obese.
I won't touch this without proper compensation.

eew, february, I am now scarred for life.

PS: let's PM