This looks more and more like Quarkcoin.
except its called Monero.
What a dumb name. It sounds like an underpowered sedan driven by senior citizens.
This is an amazing comparison, and totally accurate.
Actually, I believe it was used once in The Simpsons as the name of an SUV. It was either "Monero" or "Canyonero".
Regardless, when anyone hears it I am sure cryptocurrencies are the last thing they think of.