What a joke. So you:

Make your first post in over seven months a few days ago to offer to escrow an alt coin ipo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=792861.msg8937348#msg8937348
Your second post is to offer escrow services with no previous trades: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=793705.msg8939614#msg8939614
Take out tiny dust loans: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=742699.msg8958867#msg8958867
Try sell your account: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=796680.msg8968084#msg8968084
Try get a loan using your account as collateral: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=750507.msg8951191#msg8951191
Try sell 0.05btc but when someone wants to use escrow you've already sold it: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=793785.msg8951151#msg8951151

And now you're doing a half-assed ponzi all within 4 days.

You seem really eager to get your hands on someone else's btc any way you can.