Oh, and...

This is how Alpha renigs on their plan for giving everyone shares in the company, because they see now just how illegal and impossible it is for them, LOL....
instead... you get a fictional currency created by this fictional company that gives them the ability to control any and all of the real money! If I don't have to give you money, why would I give you money? LoL.... this is beyond joke status... someone plz blow up the Alpha building for us