I pay zero fee TXs all the time and they get confirms.
The Constitution only applies to the government.
Nobody is armed forcing you to pay TX fees.
True, but paying at least a small txn fee helps the protocol.
How? The protocol says I don't have to pay a fee for my aged coin TXNs to be relayed.
Try paying a satoshi to one of your alternative wallets with a 0.00000000 BTC fee
There is no legit reason why you would want to do this. Sending this kind of TX takes up other people's resources while you are not engaging any kind of commerce.
Even the laxo trade spam TXs are paying huge amounts of TX fees to the tune of ~.048 on some of them.
If you want to use bitcoin and not pay any TX fees then you can engage in off-chain transactions, although you would need to trust your money to be held by some other third party