.the two most successful things I have done when I lived in America are working and shagging.

Working: From 2001 on, I have not spent a single cent on any interview in America, and spent only minimum time job seeking. My average time spent looking for jobs is 10 minutes.

Shagging: I rely mainly on old bikes from bars and clubs for my rides. From 2002 on, I have been shagging around bars and clubs, and did not spend more than 30 dollars total on hookers or drinks for floozies. The total amount of money spent on condoms is no more than 100 dollars. The wear and tear on my cock is also kept to a minimum with correct lubrication: I wore out 5 girlfriends, lost 5 partners to other men, forced to finish with 5 old floozies because of droopy tits and lack of moist pussy. Today I shag 6 old bikes around local bars and clubs.

Old women are very suitable for shagging time of 10 minutes or less, and the foreplay is no more than 5 minutes. If I need to shag for longer, I will try tantric and yoga style manoeuvres. But I haven't used these due to the difficulty and bending into various contortions.

The least successful two things of my life so far are eating and bicycles. I could not control these 2 things because I am so busy shagging. If I am in bars all night with floozies, I cannot help it. I think my inability to cycle is related to my failure in eating. Many bike rides require good eating, so even if drink like a lord and eat as many cheap bar snacks as possible, usually when I try to ride a bicycle, I don't have the legs as I spend most of my time horizontal, either drunk on the sidewalk or shagging loose hoochies.