That tears it then. Canadians are the worst scammers ever...
Edit: never trust a Canadian.
Yes. This has been most educational thread, now we know - finally! - that Ethereum is a moose pretending to be a road kill. But all that moose blood on the road is in fact just maple syrup. Worst. Scammers. Ever.
PS: and taking another look, now it is plain to all that Vitalik is in fact a gay moose in human disguise. A scammer moose pretending to be a roadkill. Covered all up in maple syrup. Not in Toronto, but in the other place with the same name.