Hey man, are you mad or what?

Haploid is just joking in the same way like you are joking with your loan request ... 20BTC seriously? 2BTC? For real?

If you think that anyone will give you any loan around with your account stats and with your no-collateral-high-loan option you will fail for sure.

Even if you will ask for 0.001BTC I doubt anyone will give it to you.

Stop spamming and grow up.

Kind regards and good luck.

yeah, this is best bitcoin joke ever 
LMFAO