Can I bring my guns?
As long as you let me shoot one!

Please, gun safety lessons FIRST! non-gun owners get really weird with guns..... LOL
So how many days has Mintpal been down? 3? I trade so little, so I went where the fees were smallest, and had some ready to sell, but then suddenly MP went down. I saw no warning, but I'm not always around

24 hours are really stretching long....
Here you go Tante... 4 simple rules.
Treat every weapon as if it were loaded
Never point your weapon at anything you don't intend to shoot
keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to fire
keep your weapon on safe until you intend to fire
Always be aware of your target
AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT. It might not stop the bullet. You might miss.
Ooops, I didn't know you were there honey! So sorry, I was aiming for the um... the um... the... yah, the um fire ant, yah, the fire ant...er hill.....
Mmm... Inheritance...
I find it funny... Anti-gunners talk about how fancy training is needed, but then that guns are too easy to use... Point and click, yup. Training? Do you drive a car? Their arguments are self-defeating... Guns are just no big deal unless you've grown up in a society that makes them taboo. I'm wearing pants, too, oh no! You know, people who wear pants are rapists! [rolls eyes] Walk up to the guy with a gun and pick a fight with him, sure, you clearly see him as a threat if you're picking a fight with him... They're just assholes telling slanderous lies that they themselves know are slanderous lies, elsewise they wouldn't be standing there picking a fight with the guy with a gun, eh? If I'm such a psycho, why are you still alive? Hmmm.... And the person who walks up to a guy with a gun and makes comments about his gentalia is not a psycho? Really? That's a thing sane people do? Pick fights with armed psychos who have a small penis? Yeah, totally makes sense... But then again, a person who is so severely deranged that they associate sex organs with weapons is not likely to be fit for conversation... Yeah, I'm the psycho. Sure. Keep up the armchair psychology there princess... It's hilarious how they always think they're going to give me the last remaining piece of their mind, but it never works out that way... If you think this gun is bigger than my something else, I got a surprise for ya... Bend over sweetie [wink]. They hate that... lols. HAve you ever defended yourself from a violent criminal with your sex organs? I have GOT to see that one on youtube...
Douche: "Do you think
that thing makes you a man?"
Me: "No, but being a man goes a logn way to understanding why I have it."
Douche: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Me: "Exactly. [walks away]"
Training is for dogs. Learning is for people.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!