See, now I'm doubting you are a woman.
Women learn by puberty that they can control men with just a smile. You are either a guy or very ugly.

(P.S. I am a guy, and very ugly)
Better remember what I said:
Start shining your best shoe, because it will be required to be over your head soon.
agreed, you better start shining your best shoe, because it will be required to be over your head soon.
What shoe? I don't understand your metaphors.