Whereas you bite the hand that feeds you as you humorlessly mistake cheek for hauteur, and
Whereas you proclaim superior understanding of finance but are so destitute 2.5BTC means a great deal to you, and
Whereas your mental parasites compel you to have no prophets but Martinfoilhat Armstrong, and
Whereas you refuse to recognize your fits of mania and depression are the result of your Doomsday Cult programming, and
Whereas your moaning of victimization and drama queening with repeated GoodByeCruelForum posts have destroyed your credibility,
Be it Hereby resolved that 