Pirate was so fast with me, the coins were in my wallet with 144 confirmations before I even asked for them.
That's because every machine that mines shares from GPUMax receives a trojan that is part of the PirateNet. That's why people saw the fluctuations in their reported hashing before he worked the kinks out of the system.
Didn't you ever notice that "I control your machine," is an anagram of "GPUMax rocks" in Akkadian? And of course we all know that the Cajuns are the Akkadians who came to America when the Sea Peoples left the Mediterranean after the collapse of Atlantis.
It's one short drive from Cajun country to PirateVille, and now you know why he *really* uses that nom de guerre.
Who gave reeses the salad shooter.... and when are they going to take it back?