I know everyone could be happier if I post the evaluation result of this Ruby statement here everyday:

["We are working on the claim process.", "You'll get paid very soon!", "Our team is working 24/7 to deliver our promise.", "We are working extremely hard.", "I'm very happy that the whole team is working together.", "You have been trusted Bitcoinica for over half a year, and we won't disappoint you this time."][(rand()*6).to_i]

But it's just not how PR works (in my opinion).