Here are instructions on how to turn you into the next RyanPumper:

• Have $10 worth of BTC
• Invest $0.10 on 100 coins. (Market buy, set low buy order, doesn't really matter)
• Sometime during the day, cash out (tiny) profits. This is basically guaranteed due to volatility and the amount of different coins invested in
• Pick a few of those coins and post profit % in the thread. **MS Paint skills required to add arrows & percentages
• Do this for a week or so until people start catching on
• Once I have people convinced, start charging them for membership
• Rinse and repeat investing $0.10 per coin while raking in 0.5 BTC PER member PER week..which could add up nicely  

You're most welcome.