why cant we just get the difficulty adjustment corrected, there has got to be a dev out there who can do this surely? Is there anyone willing to do so just for the sake of this coin. The potential was massive here when originally released 'we were out to challenge dogecoin' i have a holding in this coin and still believe it can come back to life

I have two possible solutions, however they have both been deemed as heretical by the Catcoin central planning committee.
However, since this is a decentralized system, if anyone would like to try the code I have published, they are free to do so.
You can choose either #catcoin-dev or #catoshi-dev on IRC, or join both, and make you own decisions on what approach you think will correct the difficulty adjustments.