I am planning a post whereby my thesis statement will be that Verne Troyer is a much more talented actor than Peter Dinklage. Given the controversial nature of this post, I require at least 237 likes in order to give it sufficient gravitas that the Academy will be swayed and grant the great Verne Troyer the 2015 Lifetime Achievement Oscar.

Really, you should do it for free as such a cause should really be a cause for all humanity to strive towards.