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I got as far as "concerned adult" and stopped reading.
whatever Lambchop, unless you are getting paid, then you are just wasting your life (and our time) and acting like a massive prat, do not for 1 second even think that you are accomplishing anything, or fooling anyone with your BS.
Even if by the 0.05% chance you are trying to be helpful, you shoot yourself in the foot by acting like such a massive douche. FACT.
Honestly lad, sort yourself out.