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Yes dear.
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No dear, it is not dear, I know it is hard for you to keep up, but do try.
Look, I don't judge, but stop calling me "dear." That's just creepy, bro.
No dear, that is not how it works dear...
I tried being polite, but if you insist:
!!Stop sweetalking me, you disgusting gigantic faggot!!
awwh dear, are you upset? are you grouchy? need some nap time dear?
awwwh bless.
No dear, we have been here before remember? faggot is a naughty word, espcecially for one so young, I have a mind to wash your mouth out with soap dear.
No bedtime stories for little pokchop tonight, straight to bed after your dinner for you.
Go play now dear,I am bored of you, run along now try not to dribble too much and ake too much of a mess, and try and be nice, I know you are still developing but honestly, play nicely.
Do not let me hear you using such childish language again, or else I may have to give you a hiding.
Ok dear, off you pop.