Well I'm flattered, a personal virtuoso-attempt trolling performance, no less. Can't say I'm impressed, even if you have given me more wordage than Spoetnik (nyah, nyah, Spoetnik, who's the daddy now?).

For marks, I'll only give you an overall C- and only 4/10 on the fake rage; my contribution to the cryptocurrency community is evidenced in my sig. I'll give you 6 for literacy, you nearly spelled correctly all the instances of embarrass.

I shall take full advantage of your ineptitude and respond to your asinine accusations by advertising the services we do offer:  I'm looking forward to receiving your £35 (in a cryptocurrency of our choice) for one (or more ... you have friends, don't you?) of Minkiz' cool prints:

http://minkiz.co/shop

I just need to sort out the payment processor, was originally planning to use moolah but Ngaio accurately assessed them as in trouble, haven't found a replacement yet. Actually, I'm still working out whether I actually need anything more than a daemon and a textarea for people to enter their name+address. It's tempting, I must say.

I recommend you not to lose hope and to keep trying, full jerkdom is well within your grasp, I'm sure.

Cheers

Graham