Here are instructions on how to turn you into the next RyanPumper:

• Have $10 worth of BTC
• Invest $0.10 on 100 coins. (Market buy, set low buy order, doesn't really matter)
• Sometime during the day, cash out (tiny) profits. This is basically guaranteed due to volatility and the amount of different coins invested in
• Pick a few of those coins and post profit % in the thread. **MS Paint skills required to add arrows & percentages
• Do this for a week or so until people start catching on
• Once I have people convinced, start charging them for membership
• Rinse and repeat investing $0.10 per coin while raking in 0.5 BTC PER member PER week..which could add up nicely  

Very little risk, with 0.5 BTC income PER member PER week!  

Also, it would be in your best interest to post the occasional 'trading tip'. Which is really the 'hardest' part of this whole process. Check Investopedia if you want a ton of freebies. Just change the wording. 

You're most welcome.  

Bonus for you early birds: If you want to see FelixOliver aka RyanPumper throwing a fit over the reveal of his methods, read the topic from this post onwards: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=765426.msg9214184#msg9214184