I will pretend you are really new and not making a spoof thread.

First and utmost how much money do you want to spend??

 I suggest buying an 89 dollar item from crazyguy's website. it is called the r-box


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=612390.0

  it is pretty quiet. It needs a power supply. you can buy a cheap psu like this

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817139027&cm_re=psu-_-17-139-027-_-Product  

and plug it into any pc with the right software and you are good to go.

Now everyone saying you will lose money doing this is wrong.   The truth is you will most likely lose money.

I suggest using 2 pools to mine.  this pool is winner take all if you mine the block you get 24.5 coins and you will be a winner.  chances are small.  mine at it 1 day a week.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=763510.0

the other six days mine here

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=49417.0


you will earn back some of the money you spent. but most likely not all of the money you spent.


by doing both pools you
A) have a small chance at a very big profit.
B) will certainly earn some of your money back.

 your outlay of money will be   89 + 13 to ship for the miner + 29 (after rebates) for the psu which can run at least 2 maybe 3 miners.

oh get a BTC address. join coinbase  below is my referral link

https://www.coinbase.com/?r=519a0a349c794dd88100000d&utm_campaign=user-referral&src=referral-link


but if you do not want to use my link  here is    www.coinbase.com

lastly join a wallet like

 https://blockchain.info/

https://blockchain.info/wallet

feel free to send me a pm