1) Satoshi Nakamoto owns a reported 1,000,000(1million) bitcoins. Does anyone else see the huge huge problem with this?
No. Wold love them to own them myself
2) The Bitcoin Foundation, or the board representing Bitcoin, is full of illegal activity with dozens of former foundation members resigning from their positions this year.
They are a bunch of people who do not represent me. I did not choose them, neither did they chose me.
3) Bitcoin is centralized. It is controlled by the mining pools.
But who controls the hashing? The miners! There are a lot of them.
4) The most damming evidence of Bitcoin's certain death as of right now(excluding Satoshi's huge 1million Bitcoin stash) however, is Willy.
All markets are manipulated.
Alt-coins even more.
No offense, but to me your story really sounds like trolling.
I suggest you sell all your bitcoins and trade them for your beloved alts.
I will happily buy the bitcoin from you.
Now that I think of it, I should buy some extra bitcoins right now.