I like the idea
You must be joking right? or no... you are serious....really?
And then list it at cryptsy?
Even if you do know that previous coins of Spoetnik (Spaetacuscoin for example) and of his "close" friend digitalindustry (coffeecoin for example) are proven scam coins?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=698844.0
I thought cryptsy had some ethics
not sure why I thought that 
I should have known better when you listed CAPS of course
I have never had anything to do with making a coin other than making a miner mod AFTER the coin is made. (i say this DAILY)
I also don't recall every hearing a shred of proof digitalindustry made any coins.. maybe he did and maybe he didn't.
I do know that i have stuck up for him in defending Quark coin because of people lying about it.
There is no proof i have had ANYTHING ever to do with making a coin.. because i never did so it's simply not possible to get proof LOL
No duhh.. you are correct. you (and digitalindustry) never created one single coin. Just because you both lack the knowledge to create one.
The coins you scammed were created by a copy coin service (from Hazard or Shake).
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=208578.0
That digitalindustry did it, was more than obvious with kopimicoin.
I want to show you again, if you missed my first post here: http://www.kopimi.com/kopimi/
You mentioned Quark somewhere....What you can take over from Quark is to use a very fast block time, and at launch set the block time a little bit faster (just like Quark did);
So you can announce it and mine with a blocktime of 10 seconds instead of the 30 or 60 or whatever seconds you announce.
(Hazard is a good suggestion to do this for you because he created flashcoin once: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=222450.0)
I don't think you have any knowledge of coins or you would know that 10 second Blocktimes (based on Quark no less) is a recipe doomed to fail.