Bitcoin is a Goldbergian contrivance, at best a cludgy solution to a problem existing only in the minds of a few batty libers.
I heartily agree. Disintermediating central payment clearance by constructing a peer-to-peer network achieving consensus with a practical workaround of the Byzantine General's problem is obviously for stupid Libertarian assholes. What a bunch of idiots, finding value in a system that is trying to do something pointless like make money and property exchange clearance fast and cheap!