Re: [XXXProfit] Reports & Information - June 15 Revenue Posted & New ANNOUNCEMENT
when can we expect the divs?
Dear Investors!
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On an unrelated note, I have the Condolences Gifs I promised you if things "go wrong" (IMPOSSIBLE!).
Unfortunately, due to difficulties beyond my control which I'm currently not at liberty to discuss, the distribution has been delayed.
It will happen, though, so don't fret.
In the mean time, enjoy these colorful balloons, gratis!
Anonymously Yours,
D00d from the Intertubes.
As always, ~Happy investing!
Mr. ABitInterested, the managing director of the stealth pornographic website XXXProfit, has been unexpectedly unable to connect to the internet since Sep 12.
Let me assure you there is no cause for alarm. Trusted people in constant contact with Mr. AbitInterested via encrypted secure channels would like to [again] reassure you that things are going exactly as expected.
On an unrelated note, I have the Condolences Gifs I promised you if things "go wrong" (IMPOSSIBLE!).
Unfortunately, due to difficulties beyond my control which I'm currently not at liberty to discuss, the distribution has been delayed.
It will happen, though, so don't fret.
In the mean time, enjoy these colorful balloons, gratis!
Anonymously Yours,
D00d from the Intertubes.
As always, ~Happy investing!