>Because people buy, hold, and speculate in Bitcoin (this thread) to save kittens.

Also babies, puppies, and rainbows. Now you are starting to get it. If you want to know how, you'll have to ask, but I'm sure you are not interested in the motives of others.
Man, he sold everything right before the 2013 November bubble. Now he is so butthurt that anyone but him has gotten rich and he's crying like a baby all day. Must be painful to be such a looser.