You'll do fine with Fiat then. Since they are all in incredibly huge and sensible amounts of debt you ought to feel really comfortable there. You have to love all those fees; And the tax man, let me tell you about the tax man, he is the most rational of all and must know you precisely since he's so accurate and demanding. The banks and bankers, of course, such wonderful giving and generous people and institutions, they need all the fees and penalties they can get because of their generosity. In thirty years or so you'll be feeling even better sitting down to your $500 movie and 16 ounce cup of soda (no 24 oz cups allowed! Because that's such a sensible idea also.) content in the knowledge your 100* more expensive life is worth all those bits of paper.

Why didn't I realize what a silly idea this is?
 
Thank you for the enlightening, if ever so slightly sparse and devoid of content, comments.