we aren't dumb
Dan, you're dumber than a second coat of paint. Fortunately your obvious ignorance and stupidity seems to prevent people falling for your scam, so thats something you should be grateful for.
Look forward to seeing your report on us and filing a lawsuit for you in return
You're going to file a lawsuit because I contacted a consumer protection agency? Good luck with that

I'm not 100% certain, but I do believe he can sue for libel and ruining his image.
But y'all need to calm the frack down!