And now a short list of other places Liberty DickFlap has never been, seeing as how he has never encountered such arrogant rude people:

French restaurants
New York
Sporting events
Bars
Automobile dealerships
High school
Australia
crowded subways
banks, credit unions, investment brokers

and the best part of all is that he keeps coming back every time there is a new reply to see how many folks are rallying to his cry for support!

What a maroon!