Most of the military, I was 11B so go back to not having a sex life and running your trap online, it's very noble of you and extremely brave....
11B? That must be some sort of military intelligence unit, since you know so much!
I was a bouncer for years - I was a lot braver than you ever needed to be, hiding behind a computer screen. Durp durp!
The fact is, no one is going to give a person living on fixed income a loan. Especially when they won't be able to collect. Pretending to be a hero doesn't help either.