Any coins you get from here wouldn't be included on any report and your bank would be none the wiser, and you know this - it's part of your scam.  Since you were already approved for $8500 from the bank you should have asked for $8500 here.  But nope, you asked for $17000 here at 7x the interest because you would have to pay the bank back.

When you learn basic maths and can compute simple interest, you come back and call me a moron again.  Until then, coming from a grunt, it doesn't mean much.