TLDR bitcoin is a global digital currency, regulation was created in tandem with development and adoption, bitcoin is not and never was meant to be a liberty promoting value exchange. There is no "satoshi". The central banks are already the largest holders of bitcoin. Bitcoin IS going to the moon because of this.
Even if this nonsense hypothesis is true, it still makes no difference. It's open source and does exactly what it says on the tin. The inventor is irrelevant with regards to the future.