Localbitcoins is the way to go.
Have you read OP or read my post right above?
Well you see on localbitcoins no one near me or around my area does bitcoins for cash. I need straight up cash and not go through the bank or anything.
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For those keep suggesting localbitcoins, please read OP once again. He has tried it and found no one taking cash near him.
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