it's amazing, literally amazing how all these bear trolls got in under $10 and sold off at over $1000
[more nonsense imagined, marveled at, and deftly refuted here]
Don't take it so hard Tiger. How about you tell me all about your new revolutionary disruptive technology that's going to save us money while protecting us from harmful alien delta rays, hmm?
Or would you rather go to McDonald's?