Yes, I will provide myself as collateral. If I don't, make good on the loan, then I will become the lenders girlfriend for a pre-arranged time peroid.
I hope you are kidding because this is horribly unethical. Plus it would not be possible to enforce this as it is really not possible to make it so consent is given conditionally this far in advance without the option to withdraw consent.
Not only this but I really don't think what you are offering is worth 25
BTC ($9,000)
Unethical? I don't think so. Having guys paying lot to meet me for a weekend. So why not offering myself as collateral? Kisses, Susi