If I were, I would admit it, again ONLY perverted if it pertains to jacking off to... I have in the past gone several days sans a shower if that's considered being unkempt. Fat, maybe, depending on what standards are used, but definitely not obese.
You are perverted in that you wear pink tutus in public. Your beard is a god-damned fire hazard - forget about missing a shower one day. You definitely are obese:
http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/adult/defining.html according to the CDC. In addition, according to any objective observer you are obese. To some, you are a fat filthy pig. To me, you are a fat filthy pig and a liar.
You can't go around calling people a pedo without evidence to back it up. Murck is probably a 100% upstanding guy and hard worker for the bitcoin community. For you to slam him because you are an eccentric asshole, just isn't right. I wish he'd sue you. But as I mentioned earlier, he has important work to do rather than pay any attention at all to a buffoon in a pink tutu.
Dully noted. Thank you kindly for your contribution to this fine thread. I look forward to reading your next post about how I'm a filthy pig that dons a tutu and that some lawyer is a fine outstanding citizen.