maybe I sound pretty stupid, but can anyone explain me quick what

that indicator tells me "MACD"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MACD(Ahem, I cannot resist pointing out that I helped edit that article, a few months ago.

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Still looks like a coiled spring to me.
God help us.
What does it mean?
I don't know dude, I can't tell you, all I know it's that I'm scared.
For many reasons I would like to postpone take-off, if possible.
If the son of bearwhale could just hurry up and dump already, I would appreciate it
