Does Bitcointalk have a script writer that comes up with this shit? This is the most foolish and at the same time entertaining thread I've witnessed here yet.

OP, you are either Patrick Murck, you're sleeping with him or you're a very clever and talented troll. I can't believe that Patrick Murck would come to this forum to masturbate like this so you're not him (and that's what this is too - public masturbation). That leaves either an overprotective lover or a clever troll. Which one are you?