But sidechains can potentially save Bitcoin. Unfortunately you're too dumb to see it.
save it from what?
From the very exact thing you are afraid about. Threats to the safety and integrity of the network.
I find the incentive system amassing, its what gives Bitcoin its value. I see adjustments to the incentive scheme a threat to bitcoin, how does changing the incentive scheme, save Bitcoin?
if I'm afraid "about" adjusting the incentive scheme, how does adjusting it put my fear to rest?