Re: I almost died in a car crash today.

Jesus I'm thankful for saving your son. Remember to go to church on Sunday and have a Thanksgiving not with duck

How would going to church help? Sounds to me like that would only increase his chances of getting in a car accident...

Or does the church offer help with car insurance?

if you have nothing smart to say, then you better shut up

And how is it a smart thing to tell someone who's been in an accident that he should remember to go to church? Seems rather fucking pathetic to me.

Amen!