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I'm on Satoshi's payroll. He's not too happy that his baby has been usurped by speculators and petty criminals.
Speculators provide market liquidity. Petty criminals and SR1 were bitcoin's killer app and probably still are. If Satoshi doesn't like this, he should go ahead with another coin.
He'd rather stick to that, ever so stable currency, the Ruble, that is
not at all used heavily by criminals or terrorists 
Bitcoiner logic at work: I say I'm from Moscow, and suddenly not only am I back in Moscow, but on Putin's payroll, getting paid in rubles

Stay brilliant and prosper, Bitcointalk!
