Compared to Bitcoin gold doesn't seem real... secure.
That's because it's not. The only way to make gold even approach bitcoin's level of security is if you're a billionaire who can afford to store his gold on a space station or on the moon. Other than that, you can't even play in the same league as bitcoin security-wise.
Thats pretty silly. Can you store your USB/HD/trezor/whatever on the moon? Then anyone can come to your house, find your wallet and torture you until you sing the password
Nothing is safe my friend. And lol at "you cant spent gold". As if you can spend bitcoin in a lot of places.