I'm going to assume one of these businesses you owned was probably pimping out your 6 year old daughter, so what are the other five? So the other ones were? I bet I can guess 3 out of the 5!
1. Delivering newspapers?
2. Lemonade stand?
3. Prostituting yourself (although lets be honest, you never were able to build up much of a client-base with this one)

I'll skip the rest. I know they are probably just as worthless as your other businesses which you failed to go into detail with. Who gives a fuck if you owned and sold six businesses if you aren't going to tell me how much you sold them for? For all I know, you probably sold them at a loss.