Apologies to those (excepting Unicornfarts, who is banned) whose comments got deleted. It's because you quoted Unicornfarts.
Please don't quote trolls. It just perpetuates their nonsense and gives it opportunity to aggravate more people.
sorry, arlyn. you mean "fartyrdkjkjwhatever", right? lol cryptico

what do unicorn farts smell like, anyway? seriously, i'm curious.
like sulphuric roses. of course.
To understand unicorn fart smell, you must first understand how unicorns are made:
They are born and raised here:
http://www.sulphurhorseranch.com/ and then genetically modified with Narwhal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal genes. From there they are sprinkled with double rainbow particles at this location:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI . After this process they are stored in cryogenics for 2 years at this location :
http://strangehuman.werbonics.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/CrySpace_Child.jpeg - after this process, the unicorn is created and produces silent but pleasant sulfuric rose smelling farts.
Fact.
