Dude's a hero account and claims he doesn't have money for a $100 SSD, dude sell your Bitcoins! Cheapskate probably has several $million on his hard drive.
You don't become a hero member by being productive with your time

Given I have a business thread on here I resent that, but yes, I have no life

Selling handmade jewellery doesn't count. Could you support yourself on that income? Of course not.
You think the world financial system is going to collapse, and post-secondary education is a scam. But look at you dude. You live with your parents, and you spend your days playing video games. Aren't you a bit too old for this?
Don't let your life go to waste man. You're a great guy.
Shots fired, haha. I'm debating between a Lenovo Y50 and the Z710 for gaming. Would the 5400 RPM/8GB Memory still be sufficient for a game like Heroes of Newerth? (if anyone knows that game)