Sounds like Xian is. Not sure why he sent me that bag of dicks, he must be a fan of them.
You are lying, Josh [1]. As is typical. Please provide proof I sent you a bag of dicks. You want to know why you won't be able to provide proof ? It's because it never happened.
Sending you something in meatspace would be improper and probably constitute bona fide harassment; I'd like to think I'm smarter than that, and can say with a straight face I will NEVER, EVER send you ANYTHING on principle in meatspace, nor have I ever.