It can be construed as a death threat. Be careful with your words. They can be construed as a crime.
Nobody forced you to read my words. Elevating that to wishing someone dead is insane.
No it can not.
Stop writing more nonsense Bitcoin and legality wise.
It's too early to talk about derivatives at this stage, when average joe could not even get their wallet working securely

When the wallet is stolen or lost or broken, then the derivatives related to underlying assets will be shaken badly
The reason that bank exists is mainly for security: General public have a one stop security solution for all their money in a bank. But from time to time you could hear that someone lost his 2fa secured wallet on blockchain.info

And you have a whole bunch of technical and strategy challenges when it comes to offline cold storage
Exactly. This is exactly the same that we have with people who make threads about what will happen when we reach 21M Bitcoins (probably won't). That's not even something that matters right now..